You Came to a Sales Call. I'm Going to Try to Close You. T-Shirt

This white crewneck tee wears confidence like a handshake. Bold, black type reads: “YOU CAME TO A SALES CALL. I’M GOING TO TRY TO CLOSE YOU.” It’s playful and unapologetic—made for reps, founders, and anyone who leans into persuasion with humor. Lightweight ring-spun cotton feels soft against skin and drapes cleanly under a blazer or over jeans. The message starts conversations in meeting rooms, coffee shops, and networking events, and lands with a grin rather than a pitch. Wear it to sales sprints, casual client meetups, or whenever you want to bring a little playful bravado to the day.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, lightweight feel (certified OEKO-TEX®).
- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing fit.
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to keep shape and prevent stretching.
- Pearlized tear-away label for itch-free comfort; DTF/DTG printing depending on location of print.
- Available with durable, high-quality prints; EU 2-year warranty and safety compliance certifications.

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean

How to Not Ruin Your New Favorite Shirt

Cold water only — hot water is for people who don't read instructions.
Turn inside out before washing — protect the design you'll be wearing until it falls apart.
Gentle detergent only. No bleach, no fabric softener.
First wash might bleed a little — keep it separate from the rest.
Tumble dry low or hang dry. No high heat — unless you want a kids' size.
Remove from dryer promptly or it wrinkles. You've been warned.
Never iron directly on the print — turn inside out or use a pressing cloth.

Simple. Like your close rate should be.

Good Things Take Time (But Not Too Long)
Free shipping on orders over $74.99 — because closers who commit, get rewarded.
Orders ship within 7 days. Once it leaves our hands, USPS takes over and delivers in 2-5 days. Track it obsessively or forget about it completely — we support both approaches.

The "Something Went Wrong" Policy
We want you to love your gear. If something arrives damaged, defective, or just plain wrong, we'll make it right — that's on us.

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