They Wanted to Sleep On It T-Shirt

A soft, classic crew tee designed for people who live by slow mornings and dry wit. The clean white fabric carries a bold, tongue-in-cheek statement in strong black type: “THEY WANTED TO SLEEP ON IT. they’re still asleep.” It reads like a private joke for friends, coworkers, or anyone who moves at their own pace. Lightweight and breathable, the shirt drapes easily under a denim jacket or pairs with lounge shorts for weekend errands or long coffee runs. Subtle details — a ribbed collar that keeps its shape, shoulder tape for lasting structure, and a pearlized tear-away label — make it comfortable from the first wear. Ethically sourced ring-spun cotton and OEKO-TEX® certification give the tee a responsible feel you can stand behind. Wear it on lazy mornings, casual meetups, or whenever you want to let the world know you’re in no rush.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean look and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and durability
- Pearlized tear-away label for itch-free comfort
- OEKO-TEX® certified and ethically sourced cotton with EU 2-year warranty

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean

How to Not Ruin Your New Favorite Shirt

Cold water only — hot water is for people who don't read instructions.
Turn inside out before washing — protect the design you'll be wearing until it falls apart.
Gentle detergent only. No bleach, no fabric softener.
First wash might bleed a little — keep it separate from the rest.
Tumble dry low or hang dry. No high heat — unless you want a kids' size.
Remove from dryer promptly or it wrinkles. You've been warned.
Never iron directly on the print — turn inside out or use a pressing cloth.

Simple. Like your close rate should be.

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